Me:
MOM, CHANGE THE CHANNEL, WE FIND OUT WHO BARNEY MARRY'S TONIGHT.
Her:
Do we found out who's the mother?
Me:
No.. that's ted.
Her:
oh, then who cares?
Me:
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MY SHIP MIGHT GO DOWN TONIGHT.
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
(Source: 35kgs, via gallifreyanvampireslayer)






